Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.