Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

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Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.