Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white