Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.