Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!