Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!