Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.