Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !