Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!