Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !