What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.