What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you call a person without a son?

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!