What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers