What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself