What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock