What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed