Depression Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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A virgin

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.