Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.