Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head