Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head