Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head