Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.