How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it