How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..