How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."