Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.