Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.