Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.