What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.