What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)