What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage