What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare