Dam it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Dam.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
Out, out, damned Spot!
Damn, son. It's about time!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Damn it!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Well I'll be damned!
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
They're always looking for some sort of change!
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
Because the Doctor can never see him.
He felt at home with And/Or.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
He had no body to go with.
It's a touchy subject.
Because he fainted.
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
An electron
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Man replies "Pollen"
IDK, i'm just a banana.
Tea, Rex?"
