Dam it.
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
Out, out, damned Spot!
Damn, son. It's about time!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Damn it!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Well I'll be damned!
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They smoke them out.
They break their nose!
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because it was too steep.
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Even if it is cold it's still good.
E.T. learned English and went home.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
It's the sea section.
Because a tuna can!
To bask in social approval.
He was feeling down
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