Dam it.
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Dam.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
Out, out, damned Spot!
Damn, son. It's about time!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Damn it!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Well I'll be damned!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Polly unsaturated!
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
The Garden of Eden
Incense!
Because it's full of bad yolks.
She fell for the Big Apple !
Happy new ears Eve!
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Joint custardy
Cut off their lips
Yours.
