One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Hey! Ewe!"
Sue she
A good start.
A Columbus.
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Naan sense!
Because he was biting.
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
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Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Polly unsaturated!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
A poultry-geist.
A: A clam shouter.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
