One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
God is the answer.
They were both caused by a message from god.
A Hebrew.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
I don't know, ask Dave.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
You get to meet new people everyday.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Because he was biting.
yo get off me, homes!
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!
After the last dog they just ate.