One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
They are still there.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
asks his wife. "31 black"
What everything looks like.
They all look the same.
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Ginger-bred
Deja phew!
Defiled.
Dam it.
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
St. Moo-is.
Don't we live in every room
Tucson.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.