One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
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Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Let's save humanity.
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He knows where all the naughty girls live.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Well, one's a cunning runt...
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
He was just stalin for time
