One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because he felt like IT
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
Because 7 ate 9...
O Cristor Redundant
Gouda Hell.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."
he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Out, out, damned Spot!
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
