One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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Coffee Mug
A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
David Cop-a-feel
A sun bath.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Subtractem
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Parents.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
His grades were below sea level
A scarfish
Sea it and Wave :3
Nothing, it just waved.
