One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Chloroform SHHHH..
Because they're *revolting*
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
The back of my hand...
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
You look elephantastic !
They all look the same.
She replies, "Snorting pepper."
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
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