After the last dog they just ate.
It swags its tail.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
It's a mystery.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
They kick a Can
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!