How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown