How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown