After the last dog they just ate.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
They both have PAWS
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.
Because they're rated
chink chink chink chink
A clothes hanger.
He ate it before it was cool.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Chinatown