How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting