How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!