Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy