I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.