I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a