I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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