I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader