How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.