How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx