How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)