Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx