I couldn't raise them
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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
They bio-D-grade.
First grade.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
The third grade.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
His grades were below sea level
Grade 1.
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Third Grade!
First grade
Because he'd D graded her.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Grade A!
Grade eh
The first grade.
A: Third grade.
A: Grade six.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Full Marx
Third grade
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
He will B flat
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Crimea River
Explaining his wife.
They always take things literally.
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
A florist.
His brother with the DVR
His Thug Wife.
They always fall back on old habits.
Nun
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.