Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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To a re-tail store!

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

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