I couldn't raise them
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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
They bio-D-grade.
First grade.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
The third grade.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
His grades were below sea level
Grade 1.
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Third Grade!
First grade
Because he'd D graded her.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Grade A!
Grade eh
The first grade.
A: Third grade.
A: Grade six.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Full Marx
Third grade
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Banned from
A pecking order.
A nun with a spear through her head.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
4 brunettes
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Because red means stop D
Because he was coffin.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
My donation check to the orphanage.
We can still be brother and sister.
He got hit by a truck...
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
