Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River