Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.