Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River