Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "