Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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A dumb bunny.

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He got crossed.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you