How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.