How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.