How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra