How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.