How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!