How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.