What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"