When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '