What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.