What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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