What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry