PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
He got fired.
A: Her IQ goes up!
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Mourning wood
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
He had a lot of aspirations.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
No, wait.
Oh yeah...39
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.