Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up