Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.