Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil