Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil