Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.