Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.