What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley