What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.