Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.