Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts