Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.