Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.