Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).