Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K