Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.