Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.