Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.