Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.