What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...