What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!