What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long