What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.