What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)