A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
A chair
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.