What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)