What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library