What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.