I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much