I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue