Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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