Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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The pawn shop.

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Freud rice.

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The cold shoulder.

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