Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!