Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.