Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack