Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.