What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.