What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.