What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*