What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.