How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.