Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.