What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.