What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.