What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.