How do you request another Mormon wife?

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."