What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!