What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.