What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.