What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.