Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.