Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.