Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young