Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.