How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"