What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia