What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"