What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How to annoy a Redditor?

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.