What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What's another word for double-dating?

consolidating

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.