What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.