What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess