What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.