WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
A Rastafarian Proctologist
Wrong
It has no Seoul!!
Your erection....
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
With a porpoise.
repost
He feinted. (Sorry)
A degree in law.
You may now "hiss" the bride.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.