WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It is the language of Wales.
A "moderator", apparently.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
A complaint Bernard!
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
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A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Marriage
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
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Juan.