Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry