Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

What's the difference between redditors and eggs?

Eggs get laid.

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them"

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.