Never mind, I figured it out.
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Ares.
Because he didn't have any patients.
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Live Jasmine
He feinted. (Sorry)
Because they get jalapeo business.
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Poker face.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Comment after reading the article.
Kanye not.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Needle them
Annoy it.
Get a tame one and annoy it !
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
He feigned ted.
Nobody
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Einsteins
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
The Czech engine light is always on.
Because of all the *ripostes*
REDDIT
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Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
A paradox.
She's almost as smart as a man.
So men can remember them.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.