Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.