Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.