Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Reddittor Jokes More Reddittor Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!