Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Nagger Jokes More Nagger Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call an annoying black person?

A nagger.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile