Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What food describes most men?

Jerky.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Telemarketer Jokes More Telemarketer Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.