Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Reddittor Jokes More Reddittor Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Nagger Jokes More Nagger Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call an annoying black person?

A nagger.