What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*