What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."