What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Big Weakness Jokes More Big Weakness Jokes

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*