Your addicted.
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I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
You, knead me.
A Ginger-bread man
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
You remind me of someone
Autumn Leaves.
When you are the villain
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
Cotton balls
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
God speed.
The police.
I don't dough!
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
