Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him