Your addicted.
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I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Ted can swim away from an accident.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
Neighbor.
They both love stoning women.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
A Ginger-bread man
Their buns.
He was following the Tsar.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
Serifs up, dude!"
A pig in a blanket.
Pig in a blanket.
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.