Your addicted.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.
An erection
They both like to throw a hoedown.
He wouldn't turn in his essay
Nacho problem.
There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Everywhere
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Quranic
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
