They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Family reunions.
Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
l l l l l The Blacks.
Because it works