Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same