Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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