Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever